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Hi, I'm Drew Pendergrass. My gluten-free, boneless, artisanally-crafted website is lovingly built from whatever I decide to post online. It hosts a variety of projects, resources, and ephemera made over the years, including experimental music, atmospheric physics, my writing, a video game, and an anemic, generally purposeless blog.

Currently, I study physics and mathematics at Harvard University. I am an undergraduate research assistant in the Atmospheric Chemistry Modeling Group, where I use machine learning and extreme value theory to study the connections between climate and air quality. I am the publisher of the Harvard Political Review and an associate editor for the weekly magazine of the The Crimson. More importantly, I hold no world records, I have never traveled to an exoplanet, and I have not been a victim of, nor have I perpetrated, anything that could be considered a thoughtcrime.


Read an article I cowrote on two Harvard scientists and the unethical tests they ran to create the first birth control pill: "The Bitter Pill: Harvard and the Dark History of Birth Control."

A Brief Q&A

Q. How can I contact you?

A. You can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and Soundcloud; you can contact me at drew@drewpendergrass.com.

Please address all complaints and denials of climate change to grievances@drewpendergrass.com, an email address that is definitely not just a sassy autoresponder.

Q. Who are you?

A. Well, to start off, I keep all my eggs in separate baskets, I have never advocated on behalf of, or against, the Free Silver movement, I accept the axiom of choice, I am not a member of any extreme political groups, and I have no dietary restrictions. If you for some strange reason would like to know something substantial about me, you can check out my projects page or my resume.

Q. Why does this page keep changing?

A. This page is randomly generated by the server on each load. Most of the page's contents are not displayed on one particular load, so for the full experience reload a bunch of times.

Q. Why don't you just host this crap on Github like a normal person?

A. Github does not allow for randomly-generated websites. My website, like life itself, must always be in flux. You could say I'm an artist.

Q. Who is our most attractive president?

A. The basic answer here is JFK, but I ask everyone to reconsider one Franklin Pierce. Sure he was a terrible president, but look at that hair!

Franklin Pierce picture

From the archives:

wild christmas

A Moving, and Random, Quotation

Man is neither angel nor beast, and unfortunately whoever wants to act the angel acts the beast.


Read more here.

B-B-B-Bonus Content!

Facts about corn or facts about Korn?

Click the line you think is about corn!

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All facts lovingly taken from Wikipedia.