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This GMO-free, fair trade, artisanally-crafted website is lovingly built from whatever I decide to post online. It hosts a variety of projects, resources, and ephemera made over the years, including experimental music, my writing, a video game, and an anemic, generally purposeless blog.
Currently, I study Applied Mathematics at Harvard University. I am an undergraduate research assistant in the Atmospheric Chemistry Modeling Group, where I am attempting to model extreme pollution events in eastern China. I also edit US Politics for the Harvard Political Review and write for the weekly magazine of the The Crimson. More importantly, I accept the axiom of choice, I hold no world records, and I have absolutely no intention of running for Senate in the great state of Minnesota.
Read one of my articles for the Harvard Political Review, "Inside the Climate Science Witch Hunts."
Q. Who is our most attractive president?
A. The basic answer here is JFK, but I ask everyone to reconsider one Franklin Pierce. Sure he was a terrible president, but look at that hair!
Q. Who are you?
A. Well, to start off, I relate to Kilgore Trout on some visceral level, I have no dietary restrictions, I am not reptilian, I have never advocated on behalf of, or against, the Free Silver movement, and I am not a closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifold. If you for some strange reason would like to know something substantial about me, you can check out my projects page or my resume.
Q. How can I contact you?
Please address all complaints and denials of climate change to firstname.lastname@example.org, an email address that is definitely not just a sassy autoresponder.
Q. Why does this page keep changing?
A. This page is randomly generated by the server on each load. Most of the page's contents are not displayed on one particular load, so for the full experience reload a bunch of times.
Q. Why don't you just host this crap on Github like a normal person?
A. Github does not allow for randomly-generated websites. My website, like life itself, must always be in flux. You could say I'm an artist.
To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, - that is genius. Speak your latent conviction, and it shall be the universal sense; for the inmost in due time becomes the outmost,-- and our first thought is rendered back to us by the trumpets of the Last Judgment.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Read more here.
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All facts lovingly taken from Wikipedia.