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This fair trade, low-sodium, organic website is lovingly built from whatever I decide to post online. It hosts a variety of projects, resources, and ephemera made over the years, including experimental music, my writing, a video game, and an anemic, generally purposeless blog.
Currently, I study Mathematics at Harvard University. I am an undergraduate research assistant in the Atmospheric Chemistry Modeling Group, where I am attempting to model extreme pollution events in eastern China. I also edit US Politics for the Harvard Political Review and write for the weekly magazine of the The Crimson. More importantly, you cannot prove I have sympathies for the former state of Burgundy, I take my eggs over easy, and I am not reptilian.
Read an article I cowrote on two Harvard scientists and the unethical tests they ran to create the first birth control pill: "The Bitter Pill: Harvard and the Dark History of Birth Control."
Q. How can I contact you?
Please address all complaints and denials of climate change to firstname.lastname@example.org, an email address that is definitely not just a sassy autoresponder.
Q. Why don't you like Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights?
A. It seems like the whole world is against me on this one, but Heathcliff is a jerk! And no, his circumstances do not justify his jerkiness! Look, I get why Heathcliff wants revenge, and I know he was wronged, but I can't help but just be repulsed by his behavior. Heathcliff apologists, it's YOU who should be defending yourselves!
Q. Why does this page keep changing?
A. This page is randomly generated by the server on each load. Most of the page's contents are not displayed on one particular load, so for the full experience reload a bunch of times.
Q. Why don't you just host this crap on Github like a normal person?
A. Github does not allow for randomly-generated websites. My website, like life itself, must always be in flux. You could say I'm an artist.
Q. Who are you?
A. Well, to start off, I, like Sylvia Plath, have nothing to do with explosions, I have not been a victim of, nor have I perpetrated, anything that could be considered a thoughtcrime, I have never advocated on behalf of, or against, the Free Silver movement, I hold no world records, and I have not, nor will I ever, be a victim of a mummy's curse. If you for some strange reason would like to know something substantial about me, you can check out my projects page or my resume.
Thus the sum of things is ever being reviewed, and mortals dependent one upon another. Some nations increase, others diminish, and in a short space the generations of living creatures are changed and like runners pass on the torch of life.
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All facts lovingly taken from Wikipedia.